You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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