he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
