I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
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