I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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