Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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