Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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