I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You are a genius and a whore.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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