youre lurking in front of me
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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