Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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