Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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