How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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