Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Can I color on your dick again?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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