if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
BRING THE BAGELS
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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