he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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