why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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