I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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