guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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