hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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