Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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