I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok