Small penises have feelings too.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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