Ambien. No doubt about it.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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