Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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