So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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