If i come over, it means nothing
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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