I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
She just used a chaser for red wine.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
