Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Two words: nipple clamps
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