East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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