I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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