Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm passing your future prison.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
