She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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