Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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