My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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