she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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