playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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