no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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