my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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