I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
