His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize
