it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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