i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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