It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This baby is an asshole
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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