Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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