you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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