I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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