I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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