guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I am never drinking with the goths again.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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