Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
i need some magic done to my vagina
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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