he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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