i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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