...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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