Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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