I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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