Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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