We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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