Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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