Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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